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My name is Ken Presner. I am an independent researcher, inventor, author and health consultant. In 1989 I was paralyzed with Multiple Sclerosis. In 1994 I nearly died from Crohn's disease. I invented The Ultimate Zapper in 1996 inspired by Dr. Royal Rife and Dr. Hulda Clark. The Ultimate Zapper was vital to my recovery by breaking the chain of pathology.
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Superior technology sets The Ultimate Zappers apart from all the others. They are by far the strongest Parasite Zappers and Pet Zappers available. They also kill viruses, bacteria, mold, fungus, yeast and other pathogens.

The 5 Ultimate Zappers have helped thousands recover their health. They are incredible healing devices. Have any doubts? They will be dispelled when you read dozens of Miracle Testimonials and Cancer Testimonials in the Testimonial Archive containing 1000 unsolicited testimonials.

After I got my life back I wrote My Recovery Protocol & Against All Odds. My books show I did not beat two incurable diseases and return to perfect health by accident.


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1. Relative Strength Charts and detailed Comparison Charts prove The Ultimate Zappers rank #1 -- light years ahead of 30 competitors including all well-known zappers on the market.

2. Experts worldwide confirm the #1 ranking of The Ultimate Zappers and their superior technology. Look over the glowing endorsements submitted by many experts.

3. The Ultimate Zappers' #1 ranking is supported by dozens of highly respected health sites including CureZone and CancerTutor.

4. The Ultimate Zappers have been used by thousands of people for 22 years to overcome a wide variety of conditions, including Lyme and cancer. The Testimonial Archive shows the stunning results via 1000 unsolicited testimonials -- including many miracles.

5. This definitive Scientific Study clearly proves the superior effectiveness of The 5 Ultimate Zappers -- and resoundingly supports what users of The Ultimate Zappers have been reporting in The Archive for over 2 decades.

6. EIS 3-D Body Scanning is graphic scientific proof of effectiveness for The Ultimate Zappers in a clinical setting -- stunning before-and-after 3-D scans from hundreds of patients. EIS 3-D Body Scanning is cutting-edge scanning technology used diagnostically by 1500+ physicians world-wide.

7. Scientific Evidence proving the superiority of The Ultimate Zappers -- accompanied by oscilloscope views and a detailed commentary -- was submitted to this site (unsolicited) by a European electronics expert. This evidence proves the superiority of The Ultimate Zappers' Harmonics -- a game-changing feature of The Ultimate Zappers.

8. Dr. Jerry. L. Tennant, M.D., has written a series of books entitled Healing is Voltage. His research supports my own 20 years of research into the direct link between The Ultimate Zapper's constant voltage and its healing effects. This technology is incorporated into the design of all 5 Ultimate Zappers.

The Ultimate Zapper is the only zapper that provides this compelling proof of effectiveness -- and preeminence. It is no wonder why 99% keep their Ultimate Zapper after the 3-month trial.

From a UK therapist

Howard G.: I am a therapist with cutting edge equipment. The Ultimate Zapper is the most effective device I have used, ever. Strong statement? Yes, especially as I have 20,000 worth of healing equipment. I congratulate you on a simple device that will probably work on everyone. Oct. 3, 2012


1000 unsolicited testimonials -- including many miracles -- prove the stunning effectiveness of The Ultimate Zappers. The Archive is organized under 25 health categories and the testimonials are numbered. The Archive is searchable using the Quick Search instructions.

The nearest competitor to The Ultimate Zappers has 55 testimonials. David Wolfe's Longevity Zapper, has zero. The competition melts when subject to scrutiny and side-by-side comparison with The Ultimate Zappers.

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Nick. N.: Your QE2 Ultimate Zapper is much more powerful than I expected ... after only 30 seconds of zapping my feces were full of white worms ... thank God I found you and your brilliantly strong healing device. I'll give you more details after at least three weeks. Anyway, your zapper is extraordinary. I love it. May 15, 2017

From a Medical Doctor

Dr. Mitchell H.: My wife and I had microscopic blood analysis showing toxoplasmosis, anemia, trichomonas, red blood cell damage & yeast. We zapped 10 times. New blood tests showed no parasites. The examiner was amazed. Incredibly fast results -- no drugs. We're very happy. Thanks for a safe, affordable way to get well. We really appreciate it. Feb 18, 2011


Karen Allen on YouTube

Actress Karen Allen starred with Harrison Ford in Steven Spielberg's Indiana Jones movies. Karen recovered from Lyme disease in 1 day using SE. She now uses XE. In Karen's interview and on her Lyme Page she talks about her miraculous recovery and the recovery of "15 or 16 people" who borrowed her Ultimate Zapper for their Lyme. The Archive includes 40 amazing Lyme Testimonials -- including Karen's.

Ken, thank you so much ...

Karen Allen: Ken, I never get sick at all anymore since I began using The Ultimate Zapper. Thank you so much for the part you play in getting it out into the world. It has had an incredible impact on me. All the best.
Karen Allen, Jan. 29, 2011

karen2Karen Allen: [after zapping 4 hours] ... I fell asleep ... I got up and I began to realize I felt dramatically different ... within about the next 48 hours all my Lyme symptoms had gone ... I was completely cured by this wonderful little machine ... I am a true believer in the wonders of [The Ultimate Zapper]
... it was one of those eureka moments in my life.

I know from my own experience that this works. I have even administered it to 15 or 16 people. It has helped all of them ...


EIS Scanning (Electro Interstitial Scanning) is indisputable scientific proof of effectiveness for The Ultimate Zappers. You will not find a single piece of scientific evidence on any other zapper site to support their claims.

Below, have a look at the amazing scans of a male age 40 before/after using XE. The EIS Page has dozens of scans of women and men with a variety of conditions before/after zapping -- with hundreds in the wings. The results speak for themselves.

EIS Scanning was developed in France as cutting edge 3-D imaging and diagnostic technology. It is used worldwide by 1500+ medical doctors for fast, efficient and precise patient diagnosis. Read more.

These 3 scans were taken before zapping
Colored areas show abnormalities
1. Colon -- pale blue -- low cell activity.
2. Stomach and liver -- teal blue -- chronic inflammation.
3. Kidneys -- medium blue -- low activity of organ cells.
4. Heart -- navy blue -- hypoxia (low oxygen supply).
5. Heart -- pale blue -- low cell activity.
6. Heart -- yellow -- light inflammation.


These 3 scans were taken after zapping
Grey areas show total normalization



What's the difference between The Ultimate Zappers and the competition? A powerful difference. The competition showcases 1 or 2 features -- and lots of Bells & Whistles. The Ultimate Zappers showcase 12 True Features that deliver tremendous power and amazing results. Extra features are added to the 3 Premium Models -- sending them off the top of the charts. There is not 1 bell or whistle in any of the 5 models. True Features = power = results.

Relative Strength Charts

Relative Strength Charts show the results of 2 years of field testing with 6 well-known competitors up against The 5 Ultimate Zappers. The Ultimate Zappers totally outclassed the competition. There was simply no contest.

It is no wonder why some competitors such as Terminator and Longevity Zapper (a Terminator clone) recommend zapping for hours at a time. They are simply weak battery zappers. The Ultimate Zappers start zapping at only 10 seconds. They are so powerful that many people don't need to zap for longer. But, thankfully, the actual zapping feeling is very gentle.

Comparison Charts

Comparison Charts showcase the 12 True Features in a side-by-side comparison of 30 competitors vs. The Ultimate Zappers. The competition is obviously very feature-poor. It is really no contest at all.


But there is more to the story. The interaction of The Ultimate Zappers' 12 True Features creates a powerful synergistic effect -- a multiplifier effect. This is the underlying secret to their success -- with extra features added to QE1plus & QE2version3 & QE3 that maximize power & optimize results. Moving up from SE to XEplus to QE1plus to QE2version3 to QE3 expect much faster results with progressively deeper penetration.


Painstaking research, scientific innovation and extensive field testing contribute to the development of each new model. The result is that each is more than twice as powerful as its predecessor. So, as you advance from SE to QE3, zapping penetrates much deeper and results arrive much faster. Click on the model names (below) to read all the details.

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The Ultimate Zappers' state-of-the-art microprocessor
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Oscilloscope testing guarantees no circuit failures.
All 5 models are housed in a rugged professional-grade ABS box.

Experts worldwide confirm the #1 ranking of The Ultimate Zappers and their superior technology. Professional endorsements from EIS scanning specialists, medical doctors, health practitioners, therapists, healers, health experts, electrical experts, electrical engineers and dowsers all say The Ultimate Zapper is #1.

An electronics expert has even submitted a scientific comparative analysis of The Ultimate Zappers' harmonics, proving they are superior to the harmonics of all other zappers -- with oscilloscope views as graphic proof. Harmonics are a True Feature of The 5 Ultimate Zappers -- one of the keys to their power and effectiveness.

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And some competitors really like The Ultimate Zapper. Don Croft of Terminator endorsed it and David Etheredge of ParaZapper also endorsed it, clearly unwittingly, when he boldly declared that "it may be the best single frequency zapper" -- which simply means the best zapper according to
Dr. Hulda Clark who invented the original

parasite zapper. She defined zappers as pulse generators that use a positive offset square wave and a single frequency to kill bacteria, yeast, fungus, mold and parasites that resonate at all frequencies. The exact definition of The 5 Ultimate Zappers. See the Professional Endorsements page.


The 5 Ultimate Zappers are easy to use. Here is the Instruction Manual. Just flip the switch and zap for 10 seconds for starters. There is only 1 mode -- the healing mode. A super bonus -- bedtime zapping gives a great sleep.

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My Recovery Protocol (230 pages) describes step-by-step how I overcame two incurable diseases, including the details of all the modalities that led to my recovery. I was paralysed in 1989 with Multiple Sclerosis and I was near death in 1994 with Crohn's disease -- both caused by "silver" fillings that are actually 50% mercury. Opportunistic parasites & other pathogens attracted to toxic metals and chemicals create a chain of pathology. Breaking the chain at both ends led to my recovery.

This photo is from the Minamata mercury disaster in Japan in 1956
I looked like this in 1989 -- paralyzed and bedridden with MS

I looked like this in 1994 after Crohn's surgery
-- with my actual hospital ID wrist bands (right)

People who develop a chronic illness from toxins and pathogens may feel they have been struck down "out of the blue" with no clear cause. They turn to The System for help and end up pigeon-holed with a disease name -- and used as a pincushion for testing and a guinea pig for drug "treatments" with no prospect of recovery.

Here we are in The System

After MS testing in 1990, my neurologist said: "Come back in 5 years. We'll know more then." Well ... I knew I was on my own, and even more so when Crohn's arrived in 1993. I eventually discovered the cause of both diseases and developed a protocol that saved my life. This process took 7 years and became My Recovery Protocol -- now backed by 20 years of research.

The modalities in my book apply to all conditions caused by toxicity and pathogens -- not only to "incurable" diseases. Indeed, my book has helped people recover from many different conditions via information The System does not offer. It will enable you to make informed choices.


Our environment poisons us with dozens of toxic metals, 80,000 man-made chemicals, lethal particulate matter & electromagnetic frequencies (EMFs). Parasites, bacteria, viruses, mold and yeast are attracted to these elements and make this toxic soup even more potent. We wage an up-hill battle against our environment. Few people escape the ravages over their lifetime.


The System responds to toxic conditons with "treatments" (drugs, surgery, etc.) to address symptoms. They don't test for toxicity. Discovering toxicity would mean the possiblity of rooting it out, leading to recovery. Recovery would eliminate the need for profitable "treatments". Well ... it's no surprise the recovery rate for MS and Crohn's is zero%.


They have no cure for the common cold
... but they'll have your cure real soon

And it's no surprise those who profit most from The System are in control -- rigging the game. Drug companies control medical schools, hospitals and clinics. They also control government "regulators" by providing them with revolving door jobs for "supporting" them. And parasitic insurers skim off the top, often reinvesting premiums in drug companies.

The System is financially robust thanks in part to Mr. Warren Oracle. He isn't into health and nutrition. He's into money -- whatever it takes to make more of it. He helps keep The System profitable since he knows a lot about insurance premiums and deductibles.

Mr. Oracle ... we're not overcharging you this year
(but just wait till next year)

Thankfully, there is an upside here for patients. Medical insurers and drug companies could be great investments if you have some extra cash lying around ... unless you prefer ethical investing.


The profitability of The System is guaranteed by the dental profession. Mercury is the #2 toxic metal right after radioactive plutonium. 180,000,000 Americans have mercury fillings. So, it is highly likely mercury poisoning via dentistry is the #1 undiagnosed cause of disease in the US.

After you become mercury toxic thanks to your friendly neighborhood dentist the diagnostic process with your doctor keeps mercury invisible. For a good reason. If the truth were revealed the game of chasing symptoms with drugs would be up since the cause could be eradicated. Turning a blind eye to mercury guarantees massive profits. But The System does not turn a blind eye to dental mercury in the legal sphere.

Legal liability in the hands of a jury
... scares The System to death

To head off massive insurance pay-outs, The System has spent billions on research to exculpate the ADA, AMA & FDA via hundreds of studies. No surprise -- not one has proved that toxic mercury is not toxic.


They System has just 1 problem with the truth. It is allergic to it. First they say "silver" fillings are a harmless silver alloy. Then they switch gears and class them as a harmless device. There is no such thing as a metal alloy also being a device at the same time. So ... which is it?

The only places on Earth where mercury is mistaken for a device are at FDA & ADA Headquarters. The silver thing is simply an exculpatory lie. "Silver" fillings are 50% mercury and 35% silver. They are mercury fillings with some silver added.

The ADA declares mercury "is considered a safe, affordable and durable material". Notice the word "material". No mention of a device this time round. Considered safe by whom? By mercury-free dentists? No, by the ADA that sticks to an obviously self-serving lie. Toxic mercury has never been found harmless by even one scientific study. Read Dr. Joseph Mercola on mercury fillings -- and The Big Dental Lie.

Marketing mercury as harmless silver is a fraudulent attempt to protect The System from legal liability. The ADA knows that surveys show 74% of Americans have no idea "silver" fillings are 50% mercury. And the ADA is happy to keep them in the dark. They would actually prefer 84%. Keeping people in the dark means mercury remains the king of pathology.

I exaggerate, of course. Fish containing a fraction of 1% mercury are the real problem -- according to government warnings. That small fraction of 1% can be deadly. But mercury fillings that contain 500,000 parts per million sitting 2 inches from the brain are absolutely no problem.


Mercury is the #1 neurotoxin on the planet. So, what do neurologists do about it? They ignore it. Their diagnosic procedures are based on ruling out all possible causes of disease. But the M word is never ruled out. Because mercury is their meal ticket. They guarantee medical failure for patients in need while guaranteeing financial success for The System.

Dental mercury is the #1 unrecognized cause of pathology in the medical world. Scientific evidence shows it causes a medical holocaust. You may be shocked when you read all the scientific information on dental mercury -- linked to cancer, diabetes, heart disease, bowel disease, thyroid disease and all adult neurological diseases including Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, Lupus, ALS & Multiple Sclerosis are directly related to dental mercury poisoning. And dental mercury attracts parasites and candida albicans that help create a complex chain of pathology.

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M is for mercury ... and murder

And dental mercury crosses the placenta and is in the foetus at 2x mother's levels. It is also in breast milk. Dental mercury passes easily from mother to child -- with the result that mercury-toxic children tragically develop epilepsy, mental retardation, autism, muscular dystrophy and ADD.


All dentists who use mercury or who remove mercury fillings are in denial about the danger to patients, co-workers and themselves. Medical studies show that everyone who works in a dental office is mercury toxic.

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25 years ago I became friends with Dr. Hal Huggins, the pioneering mercury-free dentist. Dr. Huggins had developed MS from dental mercury. When he discovered the link he detoxified, recovered, changed to a mercury-free practice, then helped hundreds recover from MS. He was rewarded by the ADA -- by having his licence revoked.

Dr. Huggins is not the only dentist with a serious condition from mercury poisoning. Many dentists have neurological conditions. Depression is the #1 psychological symptom of mercury poisoning. No surprise -- dentists have the highest suicide rate of any professional group.


And dentists are actually threatened by the ADA with having their licence revoked if they mention the M word to their patients. Moreover, if you have mercury fillings and visit your doctor with symptoms of mercury poisoning, they are instructed by the AMA not to mention the M word. Of course, you will never hear the M word uttered by insurers.



The ADA gives dentists a mercury licence to kill. Then drug companies "discover" drugs in the lab to chase the symptoms of mercury poisoning. And doctors receive perks for prescribing. The FDA that sanctions the ADA's use of mercury profits via an employment door that revolves with the ADA. The AMA & ADA collect their share of the profits via endorsements, fees, pay-for-play and other schemes. Insurers simply skim premiums off the top -- in a cozy System designed to profit from misery.

Is it possible someone on the inside might blow the whistle? Well ... Dr. Guylaine Lanctot wrote The Medical Mafia exposing The System -- and had her license revoked.

The facts show dental mercury causes many serious conditions. It is a health catastrophic. But although The System has a zero% success rate for conditions caused by mercury poisoning it is not bashful about profiting from drugs sold to "treat" the conditions it causes.

Never mind. Since The System is based on generating healthy profits, it is gratifying to know someone is healthy after all that mercury was "placed" in all those mouths -- then drilled out unsafely and replaced with white fillings, making patients FAR more mercury toxic than before removal.

Drug companies and healthcare insurers
... smile all the way to the bank


Given that The System has little to offer those with chronic illnesses, many are taking control and looking for options that can help them recover.

Part 1 of My Recovery Protocol covers the subjects that led to my recovery: sources of toxicity, the chain of pathology, detoxification, specialized lab testing (not offered by The System), test analysis and interpretation -- and a long list of "alternative" modalities, including parasite killing.

Part 2 of My Recovery Protocol covers rebuilding and revitalization, and the specific factors that consolidate recovery and create a healthy life.

Read My Recovery Protocol to discover the therapeutic steps I took to win the battle against 2 incurable diseases. My book has empowered people to overcome many conditions. It is all about taking charge. Of course, you will not get this information from The System.

Empowerment -- it's in our hands


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After being poisoned by mercury fillings, I went from paralysis with MS in 1989 to near death with Crohn's disease in 1994. Over a period of 7 years I clawed my way out, escaped the nightmare and returned to perfect health.

The System said my case was hopeless. Well ... they know about hopeless cases. They cause "incurable" diseases by endorsing mercury fillings then stack the odds against recovery by ignoring mercury. They ignore the role toxins and pathogens play in causing disease because they make billions "discovering" drugs to "treat" the diseases they cause.

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Mercury ? What mercury?
Looks like silver to me

Against All Odds (275 pages) is the companion to My Recovery Protocol. It is the blood, sweat and tears story of my recovery. It reveals what I went through to beat the odds & The System. Read more about Against All Odds.


Fortunately, there are some good mercury-free dentists and some good doctors in The System. And drugs like antibiotics and pain relievers can be very helpful. But for chronic illnesses ... The System is a total failure. Their own stats show they have a zero% success rate for "incurable" diseases -- and look forward very much to "treating" them.

The Neurology Department
... has it all figured out


But The System takes the word failure to a higher level. Doctors take the Hippocratic Oath to Do No Harm. But medical errors are the 3rd leading cause of death in the US right after heart disease and cancer. Medical errors create 250,000 deaths annually according to government statistics -- and 1,000,000 according to more realistic estimates.


A routine procedure -- no problem


Let's take a closer look at The Dental System. The Do No Harm oath that doctors take is not in the oath taken by dentists. This gets them off the hook so they can work unperturbed by the constraints of the oath that doctors take (but sometimes fail to uphold).

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Doing no harm

But dentists are on another hook. They are all mercury toxic. The ADA and FDA know this. They also know how many dentists are ill due to mercury poisoning. They keep it a secret. I wonder why? But mercury dentists have an incentive for being in denial. Mercury expands, causing teeth to crack. So, there's even more profit from mercury later on.

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What are you looking at me like that for?


The FDA's is legally obligated to protect us from all toxic substances -- including mercury, the #2 toxic metal after radioactive plutonium. But the FDA has been in bed with the ADA for 150 years. The ADA "encouraged" the FDA to grandfather mercury into the dental system without any toxicity testing because the ADA owned the (since expired) patents for mercury fillings -- patent # 4,018,600 and patent # 4,078,921.

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Does the FDA have a conflict of interest? None at all. We know whose side they are on -- with their dental division controlled by former ADA employees. Morley Safer roasted the ADA in 1990 during his CBS 60 Minutes program entitled Is There Poison in Your Mouth? -- with Dr. Heber Simmons of the ADA stumbling and bumbling through the interview. After Simmons nervously declared "mercury is not gonna cause a problem", with Morley Safer staring at him incredulously, the ADA broke into a cold sweat, then set about pressuring CBS into dropping the rerun. Mercury has built an empire for the ADA. They could not allow CBS to ruin things.


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And the FDA has been sued twice for refusing to protect the public from dental mercury. Moms Against Mercury won their lawsuit against the FDA ... and the FDA promptly reversed the ruling. Do you think the ADA may have been working the phones to try to keep their seal of approval from being trashed? Knowing The System is corrupt means we are on our own -- elucidated in The Big Dental Lie & The ADA lies thru their teeth.

Read more about Against All Odds -- the blood, sweat and tears side of my struggle to recover from 2 incurable diseases that also involved struggling to overcome The System.


Dr. Clark Research Association

Scientologist David Amrein greets visitors to his site in a white medical gown -- but has no medical credentials. And his Association is not an Association. It is a company and he is the sole owner. He uses Dr. Clark's name for his site and his products ... but Dr. Clark did not endorse any site or any products ... she was not associated with any zapper maker ... and she never authorized the use of her name.

In the end, David Amrein agreed to a Federal Court Judgment related to fraudulent advertising and false medical claims -- then fled to Switzerland from the US. He threatened to "get to" me when I uncovered the facts -- emailing me "I want to sue you".

But he never has since you cannot sue someone for telling the truth about you. Anyway, he got upset and tried to shut down my site by intimidating my Internet Service Provider. Not too bright a move  -- for someone who used to have a separate page boasting about this high I.Q. Anyway, he's no Albert Einstein. And ... I am more impressed by honesty and integrity.

"Who says I'm not an association?"

Longevity Zapper

David Wolfe is a fantastic health "guru". He's even into infomercials. He has a zillion followers and a loooong list of products that will keep you young pretty much forever -- as long as you keep ordering. When David Wolfe was a toddler I was in the health food business. Super Foods were popular back then. But we didn't call them Super Foods or make fantastic claims.

David Wolfe's ... Magic Mushrooms

Never mind ... David Wolfe has stock to move. But what he really enjoys is inventing things off the top of his head. Like when he says in this video "chocolate lines up planetarily with the sun" and "mushroom spores ... get sling-shottted right off the center of the sun and eventually right across the galaxy".

Pulling the Wool

I know a lot about chocolate and mushrooms. But, after listening to David Wolfe, I must admit I don't know as much as I thought. But it kind of feels like the wool is being pulled over my eyes. You know what I mean?

Looks like someone familiar
is pulling the wool

Never mind. Once we understand how profound David Wolfe really is we'll be on the right track. For instance, he's seriously into zappers. He labored long & hard to create his Longevity Zapper -- didn't he? Actually ... nope. He knows zip-dee-do about electronics. He hired a technician to make a zapper for him -- but a weak Terminator clone was the best he could do. So ... Longevity Clone was born featuring "buttons and cycles".

David Wolfe pontificating about zip-dee-do
... how about a big round of applause

Electronics 101

Watch David Wolfe as he Fudges It and Wings It in these 2 zapper videos. Off the top of his head -- with a straight face -- he invents electronic terms like "the up/down wave" and "tight electronics" and "dispersed battery" -- proving he knows totally zippo about electronics. His audiences have no idea. He gets away with it since he knows they are as un-savvy as he is.

Never mind. Even though David Wolfe needs Electronics 101 you can still buy Longevity Zapper with confidence. There is no free trial ... but there is a limited 30-day warranty with lots of fine print. You know ... David Wolfe doesn't seem to have much confidence in his outsourced zapper. Which is understandable since it is the weakest zapper in the Comparison Charts. So, it should really be no surprise that it has zero testimonials.

Homer Wolfe finally figured out
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A very unique situation

Never mind. David Wolfe's interest in health is already in the iconic zone. Did you know his parents are medical doctors? "Well, I started out as a son of two medical doctors ... I grew up inside a medical doctor's office ... I grew up in a very unique situation because of all those experiences. And that I believe is what oriented me towards natural health."

According to David Wolfe, his background had a profound effect on him. But ... there is no record of his mother being an M.D. His father, Gerald L. Wolfe, who David says is Iranian but is German was an osteopathic doctor (O.D.) convicted of medical insurance fraud totalling $2.7 million after his employee Ms. Sharon Chisholm blew the whistle in 1995. There's more.

His father's license was revoked in 2002 after he murdered Maureen Wolfe (his second wife) in cold blood in 1998 -- 2 bullets to the head in front of her two children. He served 12 years in the penitentiary. The prosecutor stated "Wolfe's brothers, his ex-wife and his sons from his first marriage [including David Wolfe] cleaned out the couple's home after the shooting."

"A very unique family situation"
oriented David Wolfe towards natural health

To influence how people feel about him, David Wolfe hides the truth about his parents behind a false image of happily practicing M.D.s. Some people may begin to think he is just an old-fashioned con artist. Never mind. That's because they haven't taken a close look at his anti-aging program.

The first hurdle is 150

Longevity is OK. But the prospect of immortality makes people really sit up and listen. So, David Wolfe is turning Longevity into Immortality by charming us into believing we can live to 150 and perhaps forever via his advice -- and Longevity Warehouse products, of course. Rumor has it that his company will soon be rebranded as Immortality Warehouse.

Anyway ... the first hurdle is 150. The fact that David Wolfe is 47 with 103 years to go is apparently no impediment to him or to those eager to believe him. Look, let's be realistic. 150 isn't really that far off -- is it? After all, once you get to 100 you've only got 50 years to go.

David Wolfe has a great longevity plan -- and marketing scheme. But I hope he's not too upset when he discovers that God has a plan of His own that may put David Wolfe's plan on hold for a while.

I think I know why so many people follow him
... he says he's found a way to cheat death

Mini Silver Terminator

Peter Boudreau sells the Mini Silver Terminator (a Terminator clone) on his Educate-Yourself website. He accepts payment only via a tax avoidance scheme. And his "educational" site is not what it appears to be. It is actually a disinformation front that he runs as a paid disinformer -- using an alias. He is a liar-for-hire who has slandered many sites -- including this site.

If Peter Boudreau used his real name it would be easy for people to track him down and take legal action. So, he "borrowed" the name Ken Adachi from the deceased Canadian poet to hide behind a false identity. He also tries to evade pursuers by changing his address frequently.

Welcome to Educate-Yourself
I'm (not the real) Ken Adachi ... how can I help (disinform) you?

And when he gets excited he shouts IN CAPITALS. Which is actually good since lower case is not very effective if you want to GET ATTENTION -- which I imagine is what he wanted when he called me "pathological". But I consider myself fortunate. Since he is not a licenced practitioner he was able to provide this diagnosis free of charge.

Peter Boudreau


The CureZone affair

David Etheredge of ParaZapper is very creative. He has been using his commercial name on the CureZone forum for 10 years to try to drum up business. The forum rules forbid commercial names -- however he knew they turn a blind eye for a "donation". He eventually invited me to donate and join in. I had no idea about this -- always using my personal name. But I declined and quit the forum. "Pay-for-play" games are not for me.

Eventually, David Etheredge found himself between a rock & a hard place on CureZone, as this CureZone post directed to him indicates.

Posted by a 3rd party -- Userx
on the CureZone forum right here

Parazapper, anyone truly concerned about the health of people would not engage in taking shots at others in order to sell a product. Attempting to always belittle every other zapper that is even brought up in discussion is a sad statement ... You always say that the Parazapper is not the average zapper ... I have seen absolutely nothing in the specs. that make it anything more than the average zapper ... In fact there is absolutely nothing that is innovative about the parazapper products except the hype ... don't push its use in every question asked ... it annoys me how parazapper comes on here and attempts to elevate his product above all others and its just sad that he [is] so jealous ... Any other zapper ... is immediately attacked by parazapper as being inferior when many ... produce the identical output. THERE IS NOTHING IN THE DESIGN OF THE PARAZAPPER THAT PUTS IT ANYWHERE ABOVE THE ORIGINAL CLARK ZAPPER BUILT IN A SHOEBOX! ... [he] lurks in here and jumps on anyone who asks a question about their serious health issue in order to ... give them his sales pitch. I don't see ... anyone else lurking in here trying to push their products ...

An ingenious plan

CureZone members were voicing what a lot of people knew -- that he was in trouble with ParaZapper -- a weak "dual zapper" as The Charts show -- with a mere handful of testimonials. Which explains why he was all over CureZone talking down other zappers while trying to drum up business.

But he was in a quandary because, in the midst of all this, he had also unwittingly proclaimed that The Ultimate Zapper "may be the best single frequency zapper" in the world. That means the best zapper -- period -- according to Dr. Hulda Clark who invented the original zapper.

David Etheredge had a serious problem here. But he managed to solve it. After endorsing The Ultimate Zapper he got to thinking -- and came up with an ingenious plan. He "adopted" the name Ultimate Zapper for his own zapper -- while trying to clone it. Well ... the work was not as easy as he thought. He became frustrated and changed his mind. With an abrupt U-turn I became a "shade tree mechanic" who makes "hobby zappers". And to top it off he boldly declared I "must have made up" the Testimonial Archive.
             David Etheredge ...
        can't make up his mind

No worries. This kind of thing is normal for him. He has been trying to piggy-back on the success of others for years. Rumor has it ... next time around he may take the name Longevity Zapper.

Then came the credentials fiasco

Talking about taking names ... for 10 years David Etheredge lied on his site by taking the professional name "Electrical Engineer". When the facts came out after his c.v. was made public he was forced to admit the truth and was seen tripping over his feet with excuses for operating with false credentials.

David Etheredge ... after he was caught out

Then came Pinocchio Etheredge

OK I admit it. I politely called David Etheredge a liar after he declared I "must have made up" the Testimonial Archive. But he compounded the lie by declaring that I accuse "every other zapper maker" of lying about The Ultimate Zapper. This was a transparent attempt to divert attention since he was ironically accused on CureZone (by a third party) of "... attempting to always belittle every other zapper that is even brought up in discussion".

Never mind. If David Etheredge says I accuse "every other zapper maker of lying" then we have to assume he's telling the truth. But actually ... there are hundreds of zapper makers and I talk about only 150 ... or maybe 50 -- or maybe it's only 37. I have a great idea. Why don't we check the facts?

Well ... the facts show ... David Etheredge needs Math 101. The truth is I talk about exactly 3 makers who do a Pinocchio -- David Etheredge, Peter Boudreau of Mini Silver Terminator & Arthur Doerksen of AutoZap -- with David Etheredge being hands-down the most prolific prevaricator of all.

David Etheredge has just one problem with the truth. He is simply allergic to it. Pinocchio Etheredge tells the full story, told with humor to transform the grim reality into an entertaining and informative read.


It is interesting that The Ultimate Zappers are the only zappers whose name is coveted by other makers. I imagine there's a reason. When ParaZapper and AutoZap looked over the fence they realized The Ultimate Zappers are light years ahead -- and decided to cross the line.

Arthur Doerksen of AutoZap had a great idea, following David Etheredge's lead. He set about trying to hijack my site by "borrowing" The Ultimate Zapper's name -- using a "redirect" to divert people to his site when they searched for mine. He persisted with this for years -- while at the same time propagating disinformation about The Ultimate Zapper.

Arthur ... trying to get more traffic to his site

Never mind. Arthur Doerksen still greets visitors to his site with a smile, while declaring ... "I don't fear "the C word" any more because I've been through it twice and I finally learned the "secret". Today, I use my AutoZap 5 Hulda Clark Zapper every day to remain healthy and cancer free." Sounds great. Arthur is alive and well thanks to his AutoZap.

The only problem is ... Arthur died of cancer in Feb. 2016. May he rest in peace. His son, Fraser, a programmer who designed the AutoZap site, now manages it ... with no mention of his father's passing ... and still claiming "a Lifetime of Wellness in 5 Minutes". Fraser says his father no longer answers calls because their phone has been out and they have been trying to fix it -- for over two years. No surprise -- emails to Arthur also go unanswered.

Arthur Doerksen
passed away in 2016 ... God bless him

Don't miss the goings-on -- the sadness as well as the humor. Zapperland is an enlightening expose on Longevity Zapper, Terminator, ParaZapper, AutoZap, Dr. Clark Research Association and Mini Silver Terminator.



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